Not to gloat or remotely be boastful, but I’ve covered quite
an extensive market of “party scenes”. From Dubai, Lebanon (the craziest &
greatest), New York, London, Paris, Dublin, Amsterdam, all the way to Beijing
and back to Montreal. I have a pretty good idea of what differentiates sartorial
class from sartorial nonsense, and after a few soirees here and there, I find
myself compelled to warrant a post on the etiquettes of attire and appearance
when clubbing.
Side note: my oh-so-worthy guidance is only for those who
are willing….(I couldn’t be more serious).
(Left to Right: Kim Kardashian & Marilyn Monroe)
The issue here is the misinterpretation and distortion of
the word sexy. Marilyn Monroe was sexy; excessive makeup, diminutive dresses, bra
straps and glimpses of your underwear are not. Be cautious when selecting the
form-fitting route of dresses; there are other ways to remind people you’re a
buxom babe. If you want men to dwell on your seductiveness, you must mildly tease and that means slight
décolletage, but then take it easy with the bottom half - learn to balance.
(Left to Right: Alicia Keys, Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker)
If you feel as though you can rock denim at a club, then I’m
all for it! Though keep in mind, you want a darker pair, whether low-rise or
high-rise, that will wrap your legs and accentuate your bum attractively. Get
creative and dress it up with an unusual top, OR, use a simple top and dress
that up with statement jewelry.
(See NET A LA MODE's Cheap Monday high waisted skinny jeans and Makers of True Originals skinny jeans).
As for makeup: it’s makeup, not costume-makeup. I know, how crude of me…but
seriously ladies, less is more. Take it from the best; Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
said, “Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.”
Just remember ladies, these venues are teeming with single
men and I’m sure most of you have heard this before, and I cannot even begin to
stress its truthfulness: act like a lady and you’ll attract a gentleman, act
like a tramp and you will attract a douche.
Be breathtakingly fun and be breathtakingly gracious,
Be breathtakingly fun and be breathtakingly gracious,
Dana El-Ghazal.











